I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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