she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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