508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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