he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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