doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I faked an abortion last night.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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