school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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