idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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