somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
home. puking in laundry basket.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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