North Korea, Best Korea!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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