Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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