It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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