Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think my fart just growled at me.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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