i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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