i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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