I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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