No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
try to milk me bitch
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