She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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