just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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