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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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