If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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