we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
NoShamevember. You game?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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