I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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