so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I got inside last night via doggy door
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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