i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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