butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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