Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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