There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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