erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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