I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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