I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
