no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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