Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
