People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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