if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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