Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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