I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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