How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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