covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
this hospital has no fireball
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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