what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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