We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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