I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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