whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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