the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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