i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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