Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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