I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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