Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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