I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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