I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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