Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
That accounts for only three of the penises
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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