Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
