We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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