We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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