That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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