she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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