why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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