I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You were trust falling into bushes
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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